How much would you like to pay?

What would you like to give?

Long may thou reign! By what name shall thy kingdom be known?

How much gold?

Thou hast died! Thy slayer hath plundered a share of thy purse; the rest of thy coins and thy utility items are lost, and thou art reduced to a peasant.

Thou didst start the fight that slew thee behind bars, so thou shalt respawn in the dungeon cell.

Promote ... to ...

Tax rate: 0%

Promote ... to knight for 1000 gold?

Wage: 2 coins per minute

How many fiefs shall be granted to ...?

1 fief

Crown tax: 0%

Of the taxes its lord collects, this share passes to the crown.

Tax rate: 0%

This share of their winnings, harvest and fish alike, shall be thine.

Dear subjects,

By royal decree,

Set my rank:

Set my gold:

Perfect luck (never lose in the slot machine) Jail always full (the gate refuses a new prisoner) Idle kick (off locally, on in production: ten minutes of nothing shows you out) Knights paid every 5 s instead of every minute

Local-only mode (no join throttle, and guests choose their own name) Everyone owns every item (rank still decides what may be worn) Any rank may wear any item (a peasant with a sword; tick it in the tab doing the dressing) Hide "(new)" before newcomers' names (always shown in production) Spawn bot crowd (local only, for FPS profiling)

Wipe for testing:

Draw over the game:

Fish that may bite (none ticked = all, by their usual odds):

Creel and journal:

Clothes are thine forever, so thou must have an account to buy them.

Make one now and keep thy coins, thy class and thy standing. Thou shalt not even leave the kingdom.

Choose thy name and sign up.

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Settings

Language

Translate chat

Show original text Hover over or tap a translated line to see it as it was written. Olde English What you write goes out in Olde English once it is translated. Everyone sees it that way.

Chat is translated on your own device. What you type goes to the game in your language and in English.

Key bindings

Click a key, then press the one you want instead.

Graphics

Frame rate

30 keeps a laptop or phone cooler and saves battery.

Resolution

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Welcome to Penguin's Progress! Here are the rules:

Treat this game as a PG13 rating, meaning some light swearing is ok and so is mild risqué themes (eg flirting, twerking, kissing) but don't excessively swear or speak about/act out graphic sexual content.
No slurs, racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia.
With roleplay it's ok to insult other players' characters, but always be respectful of the player behind the keyboard and don't insult or be rude to the player themself.
Don't try to cheat by using excessive refreshes or external tools or any other method.
You may not play as more than one penguin at a time. If you want a second penguin for roleplay, get permission from Clayclayclay first, or you risk moderator action.
There is not yet an in-game report button, but if you see inappropriate behavior you can ping @Moderator on the Discord.

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Thy Chronicle

The Chronicle of

Read thy chronicle or read all the chronicles

How do I play?

Penguin's Progress is currently only playable on Thursdays 7pm to midnight and Saturdays 2pm to 5pm Eastern. During those sessions, come to this webpage and you can play the game in your browser!

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Your penguin's name

Email Password Email me when a session opens

Website

By claiming a name you agree to the Terms and Privacy Policy. For ages 13 and up.

Your name is reserved. Join the Discord for announcements and be in the next TikTok.

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The Chronicles

What thine eyes did miss, the quill set down.

Learn what triumphs and tragedies befell this kingdom.

Read the chronicles

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By playing you agree to the Terms and Privacy Policy. For ages 13 and up. Gameplay and chat are recorded.

Welcome back!

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Forgot thy password?

If that email has an account, a 6-digit code is on its way. Enter it below with a new password.

What name shall thou be known by?

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Confirm thine email to keep playing. Is this address right? Fix it here if not, and we'll send a 6-digit code.

A 6-digit code is on its way to . Check thy spam folder if it hides.

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That's the night!

This is the end of the event, thanks for playing! Join us next week for the next event.

A quiet night. No records were set.

Moderate

Censor ?

Everyone sees them as Penguin and four random digits from now on: in the world, on the night's table and in the chronicles of this night and every one after. Chronicles already published keep the old name. They still sign in as before. There is no undo here.

Kick

They can come back once this runs out.

Days Hours Minutes

Message to them (optional)

Also kick everyone at their addressCatches a guest who clears their browser and comes straight back. Shared addresses (a household, a school, a phone network) lose everyone behind them.

Ban

For good. Only lifting it from Sanctions lets them back.

Message to them (optional)

Also ban everyone at their addressCatches a guest who clears their browser and comes straight back. Shared addresses (a household, a school, a phone network) lose everyone behind them.

Rename the kingdom

Replaces whatever the monarch named it. Leave it empty to clear the name.

Take down 's note?

Warn

They see this, in red, straight away.

Waiting to get in

Letting someone in puts them straight into the world, even if that takes it over the limit.

Nobody has queued tonight.

Chat history

Everything said this session, as it was typed. Search by words, by name, or by an address word. Click a line to act on whoever said it, even if they have already left.

Bans and kicks in force

Lifting one lets them back in straight away.